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HOT PICKS ❰

Deadwood has respawned on OSN+: the grittiest, greatest HBO drama ever made rides back into town

2026 Golden Globe nominations: surprises, snubs, and the complete list

JOANNA Z.

Dec 9

Paramount moves to derail Netflix deal with $108b offer for all of Warner Bros. Discovery

JOSH L.

Dec 9

The Simpsons reaches another TV milestone as episode count passes 800

ADAM D.

Dec 9

Adobe premieres YouTube Shorts editor on iPhone as Android users wait

GUSS N.

Dec 9

Batman #5 introduces Lady Death Man as a legacy twist on a classic foe

ADAM D.

Dec 9

Another setback for Samsung Ballie as release window quietly slips

GEEK DESK

Dec 9

Predator: Badlands becomes series’ top earner amid steady theatrical run

MAYA A.

Dec 9

LG introduces updated Styler to UAE with expanded fabric-care features

JOSH L.

Dec 9

Percy Jackson and the Olympians season 1 recap: what to know before season 2 premiere

IT: Welcome to Derry episode 7 review: Pennywise awakens in the season’s most devastating hour

The New Yorker at 100 Review: a catnip for media nerds and culture lovers

Landman season 2 review: Thornton, Moore, and a Storm of Oil, Power, and Brutal Consequences

Mayor of Kingstown season 4 episode 7 review: Sheridan turns crime into chess

Jay Kelly review: Clooney’s most personal performance since Up in the Air

Pluribus episode 6 review: the John Cena twist that completely breaks the series wide open

Kate Walsh returns to Grey’s Anatomy for season 22, though details remain limited

JOANNA Z.

Dec 5

My Secret Santa review: a holiday rom-com running on familiar Christmas code

Rhythm Doctor review: the most chaotic one-button rhythm game you’ll ever play

MARWAN S.

GAMEBABY review: the case that made my thumbs remember their 90s glory days

DANA B.

Corsair Vanguard Pro 96 Gaming Keyboard review: the magnetic switch marvel I didn’t see coming

ADAM D.

Skate Season 2 review: I gave up after Season 1, but this game convinced me to fall for it again

Tekken director Katsuhiro Harada to exit Bandai Namco after 30 years

JOSH L.

Sleep Awake review: a killer horror premise trapped inside a sleepwalking stealth game

Skate Season 2 review: I gave up after Season 1, but this game convinced me to fall for it again

Percy Jackson brings its mythology to a new audience inside Fortnite

JANE A.

Marvel Cosmic Invasion review: a beautiful, quippy, nostalgic punch through the Marvel universe

Octopath Traveler 0 review: a 16-bit soul wrapped in a 4K emotional crisis

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond review: a return trip I didn’t know I needed, even when it got weird

A.I.L.A review: a five-hour AI nightmare you’ll actually want to experience

TikTok details Q2 2025 moderation actions as MENA content removals climb

GEEK DESK

Dec 8

ChatGPT 5.2 update expected this week as OpenAI accelerates development amid competition

MARWAN S.

Dec 8

JUST IN: OSN addresses concerns over HBO and Warner Bros. content after Netflix acquisition reports

GEEK DESK

Dec 8

Tekken director Katsuhiro Harada to exit Bandai Namco after 30 years

JOSH L.

Dec 8

John Cena’s final match marks the close of a defining WWE era

MARWAN S.

Dec 8

Samsung rolls out One UI 8.5 beta with updated editing and security tools

GEEK DESK

Dec 8

The refreshed Mercedes GLB focuses on practicality, software coherence and wider EV range

JANE A.

Dec 8

Censorship concerns push OnePlus to disable its AI writing tool

NADINE J.

Dec 8

CASIO brings new G-SHOCK lineup to Sole DXB as festival influence grows

Corsair Sabre V2 Pro Ultralight Wireless review: the 36-gram mouse that redefined my aim

HONOR X9d 5G review: because apparently, you can now drop your phone on purpose

Spotify Wrapped thinks I’m 56, so I’ll be spending the afternoon comparing blood pressure monitors

OPINIONS

Legion Go 2 review: Lenovo’s boldest swing in handheld gaming

Shokz OpenDots One review: clip-on earbuds that finally made open-ear work

Shark PowerDetect Clean & Empty review: power, intelligence, and pet hair domination

Spotify’s new UAE pricing: lossless arrives, families lose out, and Apple Music watches quietly from across the room

Nomad’s Find My Tracking Card Air: my wallet’s new emotional support gadget

LG xboom Bounce review: big sound, bold style, and surprising amount of soul