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Meet Caviar’s Vision iPhone: because practicality is so last season

GEEK DESK
GEEK DESK
Mar 13

Caviar, those lovable eccentrics who love to make tech more expensive, have outdone themselves with the Vision iPhone. This “inspired” modification takes the iPhone 15 Pro and Pro Max and gives them a makeover that only a sci-fi obsessed billionaire could truly appreciate.

Inspired by… Something

Caviar describes the “Vision” as part of their “Future” collection – a future where phones apparently have gentle curves taken from Apple’s Vision Pro headset. They’ve also added purely decorative “vents” because… well, why not? A splash of orange and a blue-tinted screen complete this visionary design that’s sure to make you the envy of absolutely no one with common sense.

When Function Takes a Backseat

Don’t be fooled! The Vision iPhone offers absolutely zero technological upgrades. No augmented reality, no magical holographic projections – just a slightly altered appearance for the sake of…well, being different? Let’s face it, this is less about innovation and more about bragging rights.

Want to get your hands on this masterpiece of questionable design choices? The Vision iPhone 15 Pro starts at a mere $8,060. For those with truly bottomless wallets, the iPhone 15 Pro Max with 1TB of storage (that you’ll probably never use) will set you back $9,560. For a slightly less insane price of $5,910, they’ll even “upgrade” your existing iPhone (and hey, you even get 15% off if you pay in cryptocurrency, because that always ends well). Oh, and there’s only 99 units available…..RUN!

So, if your bank account is bursting and you desperately need your phone to reflect your questionable taste, then the Vision iPhone is for you and the following is link is where you need to click.

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