So, this guy Nick Spreen, bless his heart, decided to live on the bleeding edge of technology with the iOS 18.1 beta. He probably thought he’d get cool new features, maybe an AI that could predict the perfect time to order pizza. Instead, he got a digital kick in the pants from his now-ex-girlfriend, delivered with the cold, hard efficiency of Apple Intelligence.
“No longer in a relationship; wants belongings from the apartment,” Siri chirped cheerfully, probably with the same tone it uses to tell you about a traffic jam. Ouch. Talk about adding insult to injury! It’s like getting dumped and then having a robot notary show up to serve you with emotional divorce papers.
To be fair, Apple Intelligence is still learning the ropes. It’s great at summarizing those endless group chats where everyone’s arguing about where to go for dinner. But breaking up? That requires a little more, shall we say, human touch. Maybe a gentle, “Hey, it seems like someone’s feeling a bit un-romantical. Want me to find a good rom-com to cheer you up?”
Let’s hope Apple teaches its AI some empathy, stat. Otherwise, we’ll all be dreading those notification summaries. “Your toast is burnt…and your relationship is over.”
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for anyone who’s wondered what an apple intelligence summary of a breakup text looks like pic.twitter.com/4C0K1GcrbF
— nick got his O1 (@spreen_co) October 10, 2024
