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Crocs made a backpack, so now you can haul your stuff and question your life choices at the same time

GEEK DESK
GEEK DESK
Sep 2

Crocs have always been the footwear world’s great divider—either you swear by them or swear at them. Now, the brand has decided your questionable fashion choices shouldn’t stop at your feet. Enter the Crocs Classic Backpack, a bag that looks suspiciously like someone stretched out a pair of clogs and added shoulder straps.

The backpack is made from the same squishy material as the shoes and, yes, it even has a sole tread stamped onto the bottom—because nothing says “durability” like pretending your bag might walk away on its own. On the front pocket, there’s a panel of holes for Jibbitz charms, meaning you can decorate your backpack the same way you bedazzle your Crocs. Because apparently, the world really needed accessorized luggage.

Available only in black (because subtlety clearly matters here), the Crocs Classic Backpack is priced at AED 506. For that money, you could buy actual stylish gear… or, you know, lean fully into chaos and carry your daily essentials inside what looks like a melted Croc.

Love it or hate it, Crocs just found another way to make sure nobody ignores you. The only question now is: when do we get the Crocs briefcase?

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