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American Horror Story: 13 review: Jessica Lange leads a gloriously twisted reunion built for true believer

MAYA A.
MAYA A.
2 hours ago
3.9
American Horror Story: 13
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TL;DR: American Horror Story: 13 is a thrilling, lore-packed reunion powered by Jessica Lange’s brilliant return and a parade of beloved characters. Short, scattered episodes and a flat lead hold it back slightly, but superfans will love it.

American Horror Story: 13
3.9
Criteria 3.9 out of 5
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Nearly fifteen years after Murder House first dragged us into Ryan Murphy’s warped corner of television, American Horror Story is still showing up every fall like a ghost who refuses to leave the party. That longevity has come with real highs and some genuinely rough patches, and the show hasn’t sat at the center of the cultural conversation for a while. American Horror Story: 13 feels like Murphy’s answer to that drift, a full-blown all-stars season that pulls back Jessica Lange, Angela Bassett and Kathy Bates for the first time since the Apocalypse era. It’s an unashamed celebration of the franchise’s history, stuffed with returning faces, deep-cut callbacks and a mythology that finally seems to tie the whole anthology together. Based on the opening trio of “13,” “1:13 AM” and “Rauhnacht,” this is the most excited I’ve been about AHS in years.

The first thing worth understanding is who this season is built for. AHS: 13 is a love letter to the superfans, the people who keep spreadsheets of how the seasons connect and can rattle off every character Sarah Paulson has played across twelve installments. That focus is its greatest strength and its most obvious barrier to entry, because casual viewers will hit a wall of references with very little hand-holding. I’d argue that’s the right call for a thirteenth season, since trying to please everyone has rarely served this show well. Murphy and his writers have picked their audience, and they’re feeding it generously.

Ben DeSoto and the curse of the number 13

The way into this crowded universe is Ben DeSoto, played by Joey Pollari, a newcomer who carries a very specific fear. Ben suffers from triskaidekaphobia, the fear of the number 13, a confession he finally makes to his girlfriend Kira, played by Madelaine Petsch, who happens to be obsessed with that exact number. It’s a deliciously cruel setup, and the show leans into it by scattering 13s through his daily life, from airport gates to a plane seat in row 13 just before a traumatic crash. The repetition does start to feel like the show elbowing you in the ribs after a while. Still, it’s a playful wink to longtime viewers watching the thirteenth season, and it sets up the paranoid tone perfectly.

After surviving the crash, Ben tries to rebuild his life by taking a job as a hospice caregiver in a lavish New York penthouse. His patient is Mr. Nas, played by Fedor Steer, an incapacitated 87-year-old with a nasty habit of waking up at night to vomit black bile, which is about as clear a warning sign as AHS ever gives. Pollari plays Ben as anxious and withdrawn, and he isn’t the most magnetic lead the franchise has ever had. I didn’t mind that much, because he works as a surrogate for the audience, a confused outsider wandering into a story far older and stranger than he understands. Ben is the straight man in a haunted house, and the house is where the fun lives.

Jessica Lange’s Constance Langdon steals the whole season

Any doubts about Ben evaporate the moment Jessica Lange walks back in as Constance Langdon, the acid-tongued, gloriously politically incorrect matriarch from the very first season. Lange had famously said she was done with the franchise, which makes her return feel like a genuine event rather than a contractual cameo. Constance is now Mr. Nas’s daytime carer, and her scenes with Ben are the comedic and dramatic backbone of the premiere. She walks him through giving Mr. Nas a sponge bath with the kind of withering delivery only Lange can pull off, turning a deeply uncomfortable moment into something hilarious. Every line she gets lands with the confidence of an actor who knows precisely how good she is in this role.

Her presence matters beyond the entertainment value. Constance gives the season an emotional anchor connected directly to where the anthology began, which makes the whole crossover feel less like a random grab bag and more like a homecoming. The tension between her and Mr. Nas also hints that something much bigger is moving beneath the surface. A slow start is far easier to forgive when Lange is filling the screen. She’s the strongest argument this season has.

Rubber Man, Kai Anderson and a family raised from the grave

By the end of the second episode, the season starts unveiling its real ambition, and it’s a lot. We meet Constance’s family of misfits brought back from previous seasons, including her daughter Addie, played by Jamie Brewer, and Tate in his Rubber Man getup, played by Evan Peters. They’re joined by Winter and Kai Anderson from Cult, with Billie Lourd back as Winter and Peters doing double duty as Kai. Mena Suvari also returns as Elizabeth Short, the Black Dahlia ghost who left a mark on Murder House despite a small role. Seeing these characters share a room is like watching the HellraiserCenobites crash a family dinner, unsettling and absurd in equal measure.

There’s also a growing sense of global wrongness bubbling in the background, including a news report about the corpses of historical figures going missing around the world. That detail is exactly the kind of eerie world-building I want from a season this ambitious, because it suggests the reunion is a symptom of something apocalyptic rather than simple nostalgia. It also raises fun questions about where the story is heading, especially with Rauhnacht, a holiday when the living and the dead are said to mingle, giving the season its supernatural engine. The pieces are scattered, but they clearly belong to the same board. That’s a promising sign for a franchise not always known for planning ahead.

Twisty, Tig Notaro and the Coven witches

The premiere also has room for some spectacular detours. John Carroll Lynch’s Twisty the Clown, still the stuff of nightmares a decade after Freak Show, returns to massacre a Los Angeles clown school, with Tig Notaro making a guest appearance in the mix. It’s a brutal, darkly funny sequence that reminds you how terrifying Lynch made that character, even if its connection to Ben’s story isn’t fully clear yet. Notaro’s deadpan energy is a perfect fit for Murphy’s world, and her presence adds a surreal comic edge. As a standalone set piece, it’s one of the best things the premiere offers.

Then come the witches, and for many fans this will be the moment the season truly clicks. Coven remains one of the franchise’s strongest seasons, and while we only get a brief glimpse of the New Orleans academy, Sarah Paulson’s Supreme Cordelia Goode and Emma Roberts’s Madison Montgomery are back. Madison even delivers her iconic “surprise, bitch,” a line that ruled Tumblr back in 2013 and still lands with impeccable timing. It’s fan service, sure, but the kind that understands why we loved these characters in the first place. Paulson is also set to reprise six of her characters this season, including Tuberculosis Karen and Mamie Eisenhower, which is the sort of beautifully deranged promise only AHS would make.

Short episodes, big swings and a puzzle worth solving

The structural surprise here is the runtime, with each of the opening episodes clocking in under 30 minutes. That brevity makes the premiere feel brisk and binge-friendly, though it also means the story sometimes feels like it’s sprinting between threads without slowing down to connect them. With this many characters and mysteries, the first two episodes can feel overstuffed, and there’s a reasonable concern that the plot could spin off the rails later, something AHS has done before. By the end of the third episode, though, a clearer shape begins to emerge. The season is clearly playing a long game, and the third episode gives just enough answers to keep me hooked.

What I love about this approach is that it makes watching AHS: 13 feel interactive. Some moments will send fans digging back through old seasons to check whether a character died, survived or was quietly forgotten, and that kind of lore hunt is half the fun. Viewers who skipped seasons may find themselves expecting more Coven and getting more Cult, but that unpredictability is part of the charm. The production value is consistently impressive, and the performances are uniformly strong, which keeps things entertaining even when the story is deliberately cryptic. New episodes arrive Thursdays on FX and Hulu, and weekly theorizing feels like exactly how this season is meant to be enjoyed.

Verdict

American Horror Story: 13 is a bold, generous and gloriously messy reunion that finally treats the anthology’s history as one shared universe. Its biggest strengths are Jessica Lange’s scene-stealing return as Constance Langdon, a crowd-pleasing roster of returning characters from Rubber Man and Kai Anderson to Cordelia and Madison, a standout Twisty sequence and an ominous mythology built around Rauhnacht and the number 13. The weaker points are easy to spot, with a fairly bland protagonist, overused 13 gags, very short episodes that crowd the storytelling and a plot that can feel scattered before the third episode pulls it into focus. This is unmistakably a season for longtime fans, while newcomers would be better served catching up on key seasons first. For devoted viewers, though, it’s the most fun AHS has been in years and an easy recommendation.

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