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This Apple fanboy is awesome!

BiGsAm
BiGsAm
Aug 27

Andreas Kleinke, a former Apple employee shows us the meaning of the word “fanboys”.

Andreas wanted to announce the birth of his baby boy Jonathan Henry to the world, and the way he did it is just awesome! Andreas replicated the iPad Mini product page that Apple has online and announced his own little mini product….his new born son.

the brand new Jonathan packs enough power to last a lifetime. With only 5% the weight of his predecessor, he is easy to carry around all day.

Kleinke thought of every detail on the page, even listed baby Jonathan’s operating system as “Non-Android” with official carriers as Mom and Dad.

Here are some of the funny descriptions of the baby:

  • 2 high gain microphones with included EarLobe accessory
  • 2 iSight cameras for stereoscopic images in Retina resolution
  • MultiTouch system (10 tactile units) supporting the full range of gestures including thumbsuck-to-sleep and ten-finger swiping

Check out Andreas Kleinke’s baby boy page here.

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