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Chevrolet publishes press release entirely in Emoji, how awesome is that?

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GEEK DESK
Jun 23

General Motors, one of the biggest car makers  in the world, has published a press release ENTIRELY in emojis!Â đŸ˜±

The release is about the 2016 Chevy Cruze. In a nutshell, the release says it’s awesome and you’ll love it, but the rest is up to you to decipher. 😂 You can try to read it or just wait for GM to post the translation at 2 p.m. ET Tuesday (today).

Update June 23: Chevy released the official translation of the press release. check it out below and see if your decipher attempt was successful or not. 😆

 

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Emoji Explained: You’re Going to Love the All-New 2016 Cruze!

 2015-06-23

On Monday, Chevrolet teased the announcement of the upcoming 2016 Cruze – in emoji. Here is the translated version.

DETROIT — In two days at the Fillmore Theatre at 7 p.m., a new Cruze will be born and you are going to love it.

The all-new 2016 Cruze blends innovative technology, striking design and impressive efficiency into one sporty ride. It’s the best new thing since sliced bread for stylish and socially connected people. A Chevrolet spokesperson said: “We had the idea that the new Cruze could change the world.”

  • Design: Athletic build, stylish and good looking
  • Technology: 7 connected devices with available 4G LTE Wi-Fi. Cool! First in its class to offer compatibility with Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. Bluetooth compatible. Touch screen. Speakers/music.
  • Seating: Seats 5
  • Fuel efficiency: The 2015 Cruze offers an EPA-estimated 35 mpg hwy. The 2016 Cruze is expected to offer better fuel economy, which is awesome. Look at how much time will pass before you need to fill up your tank again!
  • Safety: 10 air bags. Comes with OnStar standard for 6 months.
  • Available: Soon! Coming in Spring 2016.
  • Available: Globally

In conclusion, get ready to go places in your Cruze. It has the technology and fuel efficiency you need wrapped up in a fun ride. Prepare to fall in love.

Follow #ChevyGoesEmoji to learn more and join the fun!

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