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Talamasca: The Secret Order review: gothic secrets, psychic spies, and one great vampire

JOANNA Z.
JOANNA Z.
Oct 20

TL;DR: Talamasca: The Secret Order gives Anne Rice’s world a slick espionage twist — think X-Files with fangs and better tailoring. Great cast, strong vibes, and a few pacing misfires, but it’s easily the most refreshing entry in the Immortal Universe since Interview with the Vampire.

4 out of 5
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Every cinematic universe eventually spawns its own shadowy intelligence agency. Marvel’s got S.H.I.E.L.D., DC’s got Checkmate, and now Anne Rice’s Immortal Universe finally cashes in with Talamasca: The Secret Order. And honestly? It’s about time. After two seasons of vampires being messy and witches being… less memorable, AMC’s latest spin-off sneaks in like a psychic in Prada — part espionage, part Gothic melodrama, all fueled by the caffeine shot of Nicholas Denton’s jittery charm.

The good news: this six-episode thriller proves the Immortal Universe still has blood in its veins. The bad news: it sometimes sprints so fast it forgets to breathe.

Welcome to the Spy Side of the Supernatural

If Interview with the Vampire is about eternal lust and Mayfair Witches is about inherited chaos, Talamasca is about bureaucracy — but make it sexy.

Our reluctant hero, Guy Anatole (Nicholas Denton), is a telepath who can’t keep a job because, well, hearing your boss’s intrusive thoughts about quinoa isn’t ideal for workplace morale. When he’s recruited by the mysterious Helen (Elizabeth McGovern, radiating posh menace) to join the Talamasca — an ancient organization dedicated to keeping tabs on all things fanged and cursed — his life flips faster than a vampire in daylight.

The pitch? Use his powers to investigate a rogue vampire named Jasper (William Fichtner), who’s gone full corporate coup inside the Talamasca’s London HQ. The catch? The line between good and evil here is blurrier than a Zoom call at 3 a.m.

Soon Guy’s juggling psychic espionage, office politics, and witches on houseboats (yes, really). And like every great Anne Rice protagonist, he’s perpetually one morally gray decision away from disaster.

The Cast That Keeps the Magic Alive

Let’s be real — the Immortal Universe will always orbit around its vampires. But Talamasca earns its place by making the mortals cool again.

Nicholas Denton is a breakout star in the making — picture Eddie Redmayne if he swapped Hogwarts for MI6. His Guy starts off as a sweet, neurotic empath and ends the season with a swagger that says, “I’ve definitely stared down a vampire and lived.”

Elizabeth McGovern’s Helen is the show’s secret weapon. She’s elegant, dangerous, and perpetually five steps ahead of everyone else. It’s giving Spy Grandma Who Could Kill You With a Glance, and I’m here for it.

And then there’s William Fichtner as Jasper — the ancient vampire puppet-master pulling the strings with unnerving calm. He’s equal parts charming and horrifying, the kind of guy who’d politely offer you tea before draining your soul. His scenes crackle with energy, making every interaction feel like a chess game where your opponent might literally eat you.

Maisie Richardson-Sellers shines as Olive, Guy’s handler, though her screentime fizzles out halfway through the season — a casualty of AMC’s six-episode sprint. It’s a shame, because her introduction teases a richer, more layered dynamic that could’ve given the show an extra emotional gear.

The Espionage Vibe Works (Mostly)

Talamasca nails its tone: think Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The show’s London sets are moody and cinematic, its production design oozes old-world mystique, and the espionage twist gives the franchise fresh oxygen.

But pacing is the series’ Achilles’ heel. With only six episodes, entire subplots feel like they’re racing toward a cliff. The Amsterdam branch fire? Barely explored. Olive’s backstory? Hinted at and abandoned. There’s a constant sense that the show is bursting at the seams, desperate for the eight or ten episodes it actually deserves.

Still, when it clicks — especially in the tense power plays between Guy and Jasper — it’s the most fun I’ve had in this universe since Lestat decided Paris was his playground.

A Universe Worth Expanding

The real magic of Talamasca isn’t in its jump scares or lore drops — it’s in how it reframes Anne Rice’s universe as a living, breathing ecosystem. We get cameos from familiar faces like Daniel Molloy (Eric Bogosian, still delightfully salty) and Raglan James (Justin Kirk, smirking his way through moral ambiguity), threading the series neatly into the larger tapestry.

By the finale, the stakes are higher, the alliances murkier, and the ending deliciously unresolved — a bold move that practically begs for a Season 2. And honestly, AMC would be foolish not to greenlight it. Talamasca might not be perfect, but it’s proof the Immortal Universe can evolve beyond its gothic roots into something leaner, stranger, and infinitely watchable.

Final Verdict

Talamasca: The Secret Order is a surprisingly sharp supernatural thriller — one part spy drama, one part occult noir, and all held together by a charismatic lead and a killer supporting cast. It stumbles in pacing and depth, but makes up for it with worldbuilding, style, and bite.

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