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Ready or Not 2: Here I Come review: more blood, more lore, and somehow way less fun than expected

JANE A.
JANE A.
Mar 30

TL;DR: Ready or Not 2: Here I Come ditches the tight, clever horror-comedy formula of the original in favor of a louder, messier, and more action-heavy sequel. It’s overloaded with exposition, thin character work, and a bloated mythology that doesn’t justify its existence—but it still delivers enough chaotic fun and inventive gore to keep things watchable, even if it never quite earns your investment.

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come

2.5 out of 5
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I walked into Ready or Not 2: Here I Come expecting chaos. What I didn’t expect was just how aggressively the film would try to convince me that bigger automatically equals better. Spoiler: it doesn’t. And yet, in a weird, slightly masochistic way, I kind of admire the audacity of this sequel. It’s louder, bloodier, and somehow more self-aware—while also missing the entire point of why the first movie worked in the first place.

Let’s dig in, because there’s a lot going on here, and not all of it survives the night.

The premise picks up right where the original left off. Grace, still covered in the emotional and literal debris of her wedding night massacre, is thrown straight back into another nightmare. No breathing room, no therapy session, no “hey maybe I should leave this cursed universe entirely.” Instead, the sequel hits fast-forward on logic and throws her into a global conspiracy involving multiple satanic families all competing to take her down before dawn.

Yes, you read that right. What started as a tight, contained horror-comedy about one unhinged rich family has now ballooned into something that feels like a rejected pitch for a horror-themed cinematic universe. And honestly, that’s where the film begins to wobble.

The first Ready or Not worked because it was simple. It had a clean hook, a deliciously mean sense of humor, and just enough mythology to keep things interesting without turning into a lore dump. This sequel, on the other hand, treats exposition like it’s trying to win an Olympic medal. Characters don’t talk so much as they explain. At one point, I felt like I was watching someone read patch notes for a live-service game I never signed up for.

And yet, I can’t pretend I wasn’t entertained.

Because when Ready or Not 2 stops trying to be clever and just leans into its B-movie insanity, it actually works. The kills are bigger, nastier, and more inventive. There’s a gloriously absurd sequence involving an industrial washing machine that feels like it was storyboarded by someone who just watched Final Destination on loop for 48 hours straight. It’s chaotic in the best way, like the filmmakers suddenly remembered what kind of movie they were making and decided to have fun again.

Samara Weaving returns as Grace, and she’s still doing that same high-energy, scream-through-the-pain performance that made her a modern scream queen. But here’s the thing: the script doesn’t give her much to work with. In the first film, Grace felt like a real person caught in an absurd situation. In this one, she’s more like a collection of traits. She smokes, she swears, she rolls her eyes at the madness around her—but none of it adds up to a character you can really latch onto.

It’s like the movie assumes we already love her, so it doesn’t bother rebuilding that connection. That’s a risky move, especially when you’re asking the audience to follow her through an even more ridiculous scenario.

The introduction of her estranged sister, Faith, played by Kathryn Newton, is clearly meant to add emotional weight. On paper, it’s a solid idea. Family tension layered on top of ritualistic murder games? Sign me up. But in execution, it feels rushed and undercooked. Their conversations sound like they were lifted straight out of a first draft, where characters say exactly what they mean with zero subtext.

There’s a line about a scholarship that’s delivered with such bluntness that I almost expected a “previously on Ready or Not” recap to follow.

Still, Newton does her best, and there are moments where the sister dynamic almost clicks. Almost.

What really stood out to me, though, was how much the film leans into its expanded cast. Elijah Wood shows up as a slick, slightly unhinged lawyer who exists primarily to dump exposition but manages to inject some personality into the role. There’s also a parade of familiar faces that feel like they were cast specifically to trigger millennial nostalgia. It’s the cinematic equivalent of scrolling through your old DVD collection and going, “Oh hey, I remember them.”

And honestly, they look like they’re having a blast.

That energy occasionally spills over into the movie itself, giving it a kind of chaotic charm. It’s messy, sure, but it’s not boring. Even when the plot starts tying itself into knots, there’s always something happening—someone getting chased, something exploding, a character delivering a line that’s either intentionally funny or accidentally hilarious.

The problem is that the film seems convinced it’s smarter than it actually is.

The “eat the rich” theme, which felt sharp and timely in the original, now feels like it’s running on fumes. Not because the message is wrong—far from it—but because it’s been done to death. And Ready or Not 2 doesn’t really add anything new to the conversation. It just cranks up the volume and hopes that’s enough.

At times, it feels like the movie is winking at you, saying, “Yeah, we know this is ridiculous.” But instead of using that self-awareness to sharpen its satire, it just leans into the chaos. It’s like a stand-up comedian who keeps laughing at their own jokes instead of actually delivering a punchline.

Visually, though, the film is a step up. The increased budget is obvious, and it’s put to good use. The set pieces are bigger, the action is more dynamic, and the gore is dialed up to eleven. There’s a slickness to the whole thing that makes it feel more polished than the original, even if that polish sometimes comes at the cost of personality.

And then there’s the tone.

If the first movie was a horror-comedy with a sharp edge, this one feels more like an action-comedy with horror elements sprinkled on top. There are moments where it almost turns into a John Wick-style survival gauntlet, with Grace moving from one encounter to the next like she’s leveling up in a particularly violent video game.

It’s fun, in a dumb, popcorn-munching kind of way. But it also means the film loses some of the tension that made the original so effective. When everything is turned up to maximum intensity, nothing really stands out.

By the time the final act rolls around, I found myself both entertained and exhausted. It’s a lot. A lot of noise, a lot of movement, a lot of ideas that don’t quite come together. And yet, I can’t say I hated it.

Because there’s something weirdly compelling about a movie that swings this hard, even if it misses more often than it hits.

According to the original review , the film struggles under the weight of its expanded mythology and over-the-top ambitions, and I have to agree. But I’d also argue that there’s a scrappy, chaotic energy here that makes it worth watching—if only to see just how far it’s willing to go.

This isn’t a better film than the original. It’s not even as good. But it is bigger, louder, and undeniably more unhinged.

And sometimes, that’s enough.

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