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Predator: Badlands review: the most fun you’ll have rooting for an eight-foot bug-faced dude with a heart (and a bestie)

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BiGsAm
Nov 4

TL;DR: Predator: Badlands is a bold, funny, and surprisingly emotional reimagining that turns the galaxy’s deadliest hunter into its most relatable underdog. With Elle Fanning’s sharp dual performance, Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi’s breakout turn, and Dan Trachtenberg’s impeccable world-building, this is the Predator sequel we’ve been waiting decades for — a pulpy space adventure with brains, heart, and a mean right hook.

Predator: Badlands

5 out of 5
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There’s a moment halfway through Predator: Badlands when I realized Dan Trachtenberg wasn’t just making another Predator sequel — he was performing a franchise exorcism. Gone are the days of grim jungle hunts and brooding commandos whispering “He’s out there…” while something invisible clicks in the trees. Instead, Trachtenberg’s latest entry — part cosmic odyssey, part survivalist fever dream — turns the entire premise inside out.

And somehow, against all known laws of sequel physics, it works.

With Badlands, Trachtenberg (the brilliant mind behind Prey and 10 Cloverfield Lane) has officially ascended to “franchise whisperer” status. He’s the guy who takes IP that’s been beaten to death, digs into what made it iconic, and then asks, “Okay, but what if it had feelings?”

This is Predator reimagined as a coming-of-age myth, a survivalist parable, and a darkly funny buddy adventure featuring a legless android and a Yautja with daddy issues.

It shouldn’t work. It absolutely shouldn’t. And yet by the time the end credits roll, you’ll be emotionally invested in a mandible-faced alien and muttering, “Wow, that was… kind of beautiful?”

The Yautja Grows Up: From Hunter to Hero

Let’s start with the setup — because it’s deliciously pulpy.

We open on Yautja Prime, the Predator home planet, which looks like a brutalist fever dream designed by H.R. Giger after bingeing Mad Max: Fury Road. Here, young Dek (Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi) is a runt among monsters — and that’s saying something when “runt” still means “8 feet tall, chrome armor, and more blades than a Swiss Army knife.”

Dek’s father, a chieftain and professional disappointment dispenser, sends him on a traditional rite of passage: travel to Genna, the so-called “planet of death,” and slay the Kalisk — a monster so dangerous even seasoned Predators steer clear of it.

It’s the oldest story in the book — “prove yourself or perish” — but Trachtenberg injects it with a tragic edge. Dek’s mission isn’t about honor or glory; it’s about survival, legacy, and a desperate attempt to earn the respect of a culture that equates empathy with weakness.

On paper, Badlands sounds like familiar territory — a “Predator vs. even scarier monster” setup. But the execution? That’s where Trachtenberg starts breaking rules like a kid with a cheat code.

Planet Genna: Nature Documentary Directed by Satan

Every good Predator movie needs a memorable hunting ground, and Badlands gives us one of the best since the original jungle. The planet Genna is a masterpiece of production design — an acid-drenched hellscape that feels equal parts Avatar, Pitch Black, and The Thing.

The atmosphere is breathable, the terrain deceptively serene… but every single thing on this planet wants to kill you. The vines are predatory. The slugs explode like hand grenades. The flowers spit neurotoxin darts when you get too close. Even the puddles are carnivorous.

It’s the kind of environment that makes you nostalgic for the simple days of being hunted in a rainforest by an invisible alien.

What’s genuinely clever is how Trachtenberg and his design team treat this world as a character. It’s not just a backdrop; it’s an ecosystem with its own logic, forcing Dek to adapt on the fly. When his weapons fail (as they inevitably do), he starts to improvise — turning bioluminescent vines into tripwires, harvesting explosive spores, and literally building new tools out of the planet’s grotesque offerings.

That’s what makes Badlands tick: it’s a Predator story told not through brute strength, but through problem-solving and survival. It’s like watching Bear Grylls meet H.R. Giger, and somehow that combo makes sense.

Enter Elle Fanning: The Android With No Legs and All the Soul

About 40 minutes in, Badlands delivers its best surprise: Elle Fanning’s Thia, a half-destroyed Weyland-Yutani synthetic straight out of the Alien playbook. She’s smart, snarky, and inconveniently missing her lower half — a detail that sounds ridiculous but becomes one of the film’s most inspired visual gags.

Thia and Dek’s relationship anchors the story. At first, he sees her as a “tool” — a cheat in his coming-of-age ritual. But as they’re forced to survive together, she becomes something more: his translator, his conscience, and eventually his friend.

What could’ve been a novelty act (Predator + robot sidekick!) turns into genuine character work. Fanning plays Thia with the perfect balance of humanity and alien detachment, throwing out deadpan one-liners while quietly mourning her own obsolescence.

And just when you think you’ve got her figured out, the film throws in a second Fanning — a cold, corporate twin synth named Tessa, tasked with capturing the Kalisk for Weyland-Yutani’s experiments. The dual performance lets Fanning flex both sides of her range: soulful curiosity and chilling control. It’s like watching Ripley argue with Ash, except both roles are played by Elle Fanning in peak genre-queen form.

The Predator Learns Empathy (and It’s Weirdly Moving)

This is where Badlands goes full meta. For the first time in franchise history, the Predator isn’t the villain — or even a simple anti-hero. Dek is our emotional anchor. He grunts, clicks, and emotes under a mountain of prosthetics, yet you can feel his inner conflict.

Trachtenberg pushes the series into unexpected emotional territory. Badlands becomes a story about redefining strength — about how compassion and strategy can be more powerful than brute force. Dek’s perceived weakness, the thing that makes him an outcast among his own kind, turns into his greatest weapon.

If Prey was about reclaiming the primal edge of the series, Badlands is about giving that edge a conscience. It asks: What happens when a species bred to kill starts questioning why it kills?

This idea threads through every scene. It’s there when Dek spares a wounded creature. It’s there when Thia challenges his rigid honor code. It’s even there in the way the camera lingers on his hesitation — a split second of doubt that says more than a dozen explosions ever could.

The Tone: Heavy Metal Meets Guardians of the Galaxy

For a franchise built on skull trophies and machismo, Badlands has a surprising sense of humor. Trachtenberg embraces absurdity without losing tension — a tonal high-wire act that recalls Guardians of the Galaxy at its best.

There’s slapstick (Thia’s rogue legs karate-chopping enemies), gallows humor (a recurring gag about Predators misunderstanding human idioms), and even genuine warmth between Dek and his growing misfit crew — which includes Bud, a wide-eyed blue alien who’s basically a feral Pokémon with a caffeine addiction.

It shouldn’t work. But the script’s sincerity keeps it from tipping into parody. This is a movie that knows it’s ridiculous — and loves itself for it.

The synthwave-heavy score doesn’t hurt either. Between the pulsing neon hues, thunderous percussion, and retro-techno vibe, Badlands often feels like a lost Metal Gear Solid cutscene come to life.

The Action: Brutal Ballet With a PG-15 (in the UAE) Paint Job

Let’s address the gore. Yes, Badlands is technically PG-15 — but only in the same way The Dark Knight was “technically” for kids.

Trachtenberg gets away with gallons of alien carnage thanks to clever color-coding: Yautja blood is neon green, synth blood is white, and monster blood is purple or orange. The result is a rainbow of viscera that somehow sneaks past the MPA like a gruesome Skittles commercial.

The action choreography itself is phenomenal. Trachtenberg’s direction is clean, kinetic, and grounded in geography — you always know who’s hitting who and where. The final showdown between Dek, Thia, and the Kalisk is a triumph of practical effects meeting digital ambition. It’s the kind of climax that makes you want to stand up and yell “Yautja forever!” even though you’re not 100% sure how to pronounce it.

Easter Eggs, Franchise DNA, and Fan-Service Done Right

If you’re a long-time Predator fan, this movie is basically a love letter wrapped in plasma fire. The callbacks are subtle but satisfying: a pulse rifle straight out of Aliens, a Weyland-Yutani data log referencing “Project Ripley,” and a training montage that mirrors Dutch’s jungle prep from 1987 beat-for-beat — except now, it’s scored by pounding synth instead of tribal drums.

But what’s more impressive is how Badlands expands the Predator mythos without suffocating under it. This isn’t nostalgia for nostalgia’s sake. It’s world-building that respects the lore while evolving it — taking the Yautja from faceless monsters to complex beings capable of doubt, fear, and even tenderness.

Yes, tenderness. You read that right. There’s a scene where Dek shields Thia from debris mid-battle, and it’s shot like an Avatar-style slow-motion love moment. It’s absurdly touching.

The Verdict: Long Live the Runt

Predator: Badlands is what happens when a franchise stops trying to repeat its greatest hits and starts composing new ones. It’s the rare sci-fi blockbuster that balances spectacle with soul — violent, hilarious, and oddly beautiful all at once.

Dan Trachtenberg has achieved something no one’s managed since 1987: he’s made the Predator franchise feel aliveagain. He’s proven that this story doesn’t need Earth, Marines, or even humans to work — it just needs heart, humor, and a director brave enough to turn the monster into the hero.

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