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Xiaomi’s Pro Max ice cream: because your phone wasn’t enough

NADINE J.
NADINE J.
Apr 13

Xiaomi, never one to let a branding opportunity slip by, has now slapped its logo on something far more essential than another budget smartphone: ice cream. Unveiled at the 2026 Values Conference, the company’s cafeteria is dishing out the frozen treat in the same sacred trinity it reserves for everything else—Standard, Pro, and Max. Because nothing says cutting-edge innovation like paying extra for more cookies.

For a very competitive 5.99 yuan (about 88 cents US), the Standard version delivers plain millet ice cream, the kind of humble base model that screams “I’m here for value, not frills.” Upgrade to Pro for just one more yuan and you score a single cookie, which feels generous until you realize the Max edition, at 8.99 yuan ($1.32), dumps three whole cookies on top like it’s trying to justify its flagship status. Power users, rejoice—your sweet tooth now has tiered specs.

The mastermind behind this dairy disruption is chef Bing Jiabao, who apparently spent three whole iterations perfecting a recipe inspired by tofu ice cream and Xiaomi’s favorite grain, millet. The process—steam it, mash it into paste with milk, sprinkle more millet on top—somehow “solves” the age-old problem of millet not tasting strong enough. One can only imagine the tense cafeteria R&D meetings where someone muttered, “needs more millet character.”

Photos reveal the ice cream machine proudly sporting Mengniu branding, because even when Xiaomi runs its own cafeteria since 2015 with direct employees and full benefits, it still needs a big dairy partner to handle the actual freezing part. Teamwork makes the dream work, or at least the soft-serve.

Social media, of course, lost its collective mind. The launch trended instantly, with witty commenters mourning the absence of an Ultra variant and floating ideas for a Youth Edition. Demand was so fierce it sold out in record time—either because the stuff is genuinely addictive or because watching a tech giant sell overpriced cafeteria dessert is peak comedy.

Let’s be honest: this is Xiaomi doing what Xiaomi does best—taking something completely ordinary and turning it into a branded experience with just enough tiers to make you feel like you’re making a premium choice. While the rest of the industry chases artificial intelligence and foldable phones, Xiaomi is out here quietly conquering the dessert aisle with millet paste. It’s not revolutionary. It’s not even particularly clever. But it is perfectly on-brand: affordable, slightly ridiculous, and impossible to ignore.

In the end, Xiaomi ice cream is less about dessert and more about reminding everyone that no corner of daily life is safe from product tiers. Your next scoop might come with a camera bump and a software update. For now, at least the cookies are real.

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